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Larry Schweikart's avatar

A Trophy Husband Store opened in NY. A sign outside said, "SIX FLOORS! You can go up, but you can't go back to a lower floor to shop."

A woman went inside and on the first floor the sign said, "Men with full time jobs.!" She thought, "This is great. Gee, I wonder what's on floor 2?"

When she went to the second floor, the sign said "Men with full time jobs. All men are handsome!" The woman said, "Whoa! This is awesome. Man, how could could floor 3 be?"

Going up to floor 3, the sign said, "Men with full time jobs. All men are handsome. All men are wonderful with kids." Certainly, she thought, what's on floor 4 must be unbelievable.

She went up to floor 4 and the sign said, "Men with full time jobs. All men are handsome. All men are wonderful with kids. All men do housework." "Oh my God," she exclaimed. She rushed up to Floor 5

On Floor 5 the sign said, "Men with full time jogs. All men are handsome. All men are wonderful with kids. All men do housework. All men are exceptional in bed."

"I gotta see what's on 6," she said, racing for the elevator.

On Floor 6 the sign said, "Welcome visitor number 6,243,678, proving that WOMEN ARE NEVER SATISFIED."

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Barry David Kluger's avatar

I have heard this for years. my wife says I'm her trophy husband; just not first place.

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